Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Loch Ness monster. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek the peaceful coexistence of our underwater ally.
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I think it’s safe to say the Bigfoot, the Chupacabra, Area 51 Aliens and the Loch Ness Monster are all hoaxes and tourist traps for the gullible, we can map the ocean floor from space but we can’t find an ice age dinosaur in a Scottish pond. A housekeeper I spoke with on Monday was outraged Loch Ness monster. when finding of about funds being diverted to the employees and not the kids, low level, low class..yet it mirrors the same thing..cspan and conferences like this go unnoticed but it’s out there if you look
What does it matter if some Scots believe in Nessie or not? You know what else seems to be an urban legend? A happy American who lets others live their lives the way they want. Sheesh, people. Given how many mobile phones with camera’s are in the area every year you’d expect a whole load of pictures and videos, given no unidentified remains of anything have ever been found,
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Not every scientist studies the same type of science therefore not every scientist is gonna be working on a cure for cancer and stopping climate change. Actually no scientist goes looking for mythical creatures. That’s not a scientific work, it’s a pseudoscientific work. Think you dont realise, not many people visit Scotland. Its rarely sunny and mainly cold, so theres only like 200 in the area each year
So let me get this straight. They are going to use DNA test to find The Loch Ness monster. So in other words when they find unknown DNA they still don’t know if it’s even the Loch Ness fucking monster. Seems legit. If I had a choice in the way I die, That would be in the top 3. Its not ideal, but why not go out doimg something you always imagined doing. Just sayin. Dont gotta be down about it